Star Awards: Singapore's biggest mental masturbation show

So it's the time of the year again where Singapore's only television broadcaster stroke their own ego in a major mental masturbation fucktard show. Unlike other television awards like the Emmy's where different television companies compete with one another for accolades, the Star Awards is one major television event where one major broadcast company (Media Corpse) dish out awards to one major division of the company!

It gets really hilarious and sick when you realise that all the TV dramas that are competing with one another are actually produced by more or less the same bunch of people, written with more or less a similar structure, acted in by more and less the same bunch of "stars"...and to drive home the point, they are all working for the same bosses!

In fact, all of those who won some kind of awards, go up to the stage, and carry the balls and breasts of these same bosses by thanking them over and over again. It sure does feel like North Koreans thanking their Supreme Leader for giving them life!

Without a doubt, this is the only "company awards dinner" in the world, disguised as some major television award show, that gets played on prime time weekend television with so much fanfare.  

Things really start to get painful when they announce 3 winners for a single category when there are only 5 nominations. Even the Sharity Elephant was never this kind! They look almost embarrassed walking up to receive their trophies...

And do we know who the are the judges that award the best actor, best actress, best drama and so on? It doesn't really matter when the shows are all produced by the same company and written with the same lousy repetitive plots! They judges were probably trying to choose the one that sucked the least in this cesspool of state propaganda masquerading as decent entertainment.

The icing on the cake is when taxpayers' money is being used to subsidise the various shows that Media Corpse produces. Yeah the PAP government dishes out millions to Media Corpse every year. So basically we are forced to pay for really bad TV that we don't really wanna watch. At least they bothered to remove the TV license some years ago. But still, do you really have to masturbate on TV and say how great you are when you are the only ones watching yourself?

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Pinoy husband-snatchers creating havoc in local Malay-Muslim community

Recently I caught my husband cheating on me. He has several contacts with women with weird names like ‘Heart’, ‘Wind’, ‘Cherry Love’, ‘Rain’. I dunno what is his fascination with Filipina women but I heard they they are very persuasive and always give men the girlfriend experience. There were several mushy text conversations between him and these women. The most heart broken ones come from a woman who claimed her name is ‘Ice’. Mind you they are still exchanging SMS. You see he is working in shipping line. He always say he travels a lot and will be back several days later. Whenever he comes back he will bring back a lot of money. But he never bring me out shopping. He will only pay for household expenses and very calculative. Now I know why he is so stingy. All these while he has so many mistresses and I am sure this woman named Ice is someone he has feelings for. We have a son and he is already in upper primary.

The government are bringing too many of them to Singapore and these women are taking away our husbands. Those who are married would know the challenges to keep a family together, have a decent saving, educate our children and also take care of our spouses so that they will not run away with foreigners. Everytime i see a filipino I get very angry. Because there are too many of them creating a mess out of our lives. Eversince my husband get to know Ice eveything change. He treats me like an invincible wife.

To Ice who stole my husband please use your brain and touch your heart. Don’t take away other people’s property or belonging. He is my husband. We are married. Please go back to your rotten country. To the Singapore government please stop bringing them in. They are the worst race in this whole wide world. If you have worked with them you will know what I mean.

Shila

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International Sunday: Going to Britain with Charlotte Springer

International Sunday is a series of enticing pictures published on Sunday to reward workers in Singapore, regardless of nationality and ethnicity, on their off day. Search our archive for more offerings of International Sunday girls.

For this week, we are going to the our colonial masters to search out Brit boobies. Charlotte Springer is said to be the Kim Kardashian of Britain. And oh my, is she racked up or what..gosh 32E!...just nice? Or too big for your pleasure? Be the judge in the photos below.

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Photos of PRC policewoman exposed

Apparently these are the leaked photos of a PRC policewoman by the name of Wang Meng Xi. Not sure if it's a true story or just some sexy cosplay people...but I am sure you won't mind her protecting your life and property.

Kudos to the law enforcers!

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