Wednesday 28 August 2013

The Ten Singaporean MILFs You Should Know

5 MILFs I love to F**K


5. Jamie Chua





Jamie Chua, 38 years old, former SIA air stewardess who had asked for $450K in monthly maintenance from Indonesian tycoon ex-hubby in a divorce suit. She has 2 children and 89,000 instagram followers. Hurray for product placements!



4. Foo Mee Har








Former global head of premium banking in Standard Chartered Singapore, Foo Mee Har, 47 years old, has resigned from her post to focus on serving her constituents in West Coat GRC. Not the prettiest lady in parliament but she's known to be F-able affable lady. She has 2 children.


3. Tan Su Shan









Tan Su Shan, current Managing Director and Group Head of Wealth Management at DBS Bank. This Nominated Member of Parliament is a former member of People's Action Party, who left the Party to be able to freely express her views! Looking at her youthful looks, who could guess she's 46 years old. She has 2 children.


2. Joy Balakrishnan






Former teacher Joy Balakrishnan is married to YOG-Budget-Overrun Minister Vivian Balakrishnan. Ain't no power trip more powerful than to sully the white-on-white. She has 4 children. And no need to say her daughter is damn hot as well.


1. Serina Wee Gek Yin







And the No.1 spot is none other than Serina Wee Gek Yin, 35, the former employee of City Harvest Church, was charged in court with six counts of being involved in a conspiracy to commit criminal breach of trust by an agent. She has 3 children.


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5. Lim Hwee Hua







Former PAP member of parliament for Aljunied GRC, Lim, 54, lost her seat to Workers Party in General Elections 2011. It was rumoured that her husband has been banned from entering China due to money laundering allegations. She has 3 children.



4. Claudel Kuek





Claudel Kuek, Founder and CEO of PowerMoves Pilates in the Park, wife of SMRT CEO Desmond Kuek Bak Chye. Apart from her artificial smile and cunning smirk that's visible in every photo we found on her, she is known in Singapore's military circles as an arrogant woman who had absolute control over her meek former-Chief of Defence Force husband. She probably has a couple of latex suits in her wardrobe. It was rumoured that it was due to her, Desmond Kuek did not get called-up for the tea party at Bedok HQ. She has 2 children.


3. Helen Yeo-Tan Cheng Hoong






Wife of former Transport Minister Yeo Cheow Tong, Helen Yeo is a former partner with law firm Rodyk & Davidson. It was rumoured she used her husband's influence in the Cabinet to get a book "Escape from Paradise" banned in Singapore. The book apparently has many nasty secrets about her. In the legal circles, she is said to be a mean boss, not someone you would trifle with. She has 3 children


2. Ho Ching





Second wife of Singapore Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong and CEO of Temasek Holdings, the investment arm of the Singapore government, Ho Ching was once named as Forbe's 3rd most powerful woman in the world. She was also fondly remembered for her misjudgment in the purchase of Thai conglomerate Shin Corp and her inability to find a successor to takeover her at Temasek. Ho Ching, the loving mother, supportive wife and butt of all online forum jokes, has 2 children.


1. Ho Yeow Sun





She is one of the founders of City Harvest Church and wife to charismatic church leader, Kong Hee. Ho is a Pastor, Dancer, Singer and some say, part-time Devil-worshipper. Known for her slutty outfits and hot dance numbers, there were also rumours that she enlarged her boobies during her stay in USA where she spent $10 million just to produce one album which was not even released. City Harvest Church leaders are currently under investigation for siphoning church-goers' donations to fund her singing career. She has one son, although I am 99% sure Kong Hee is the father.

Submitted by SGBoy

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